The Pirate Crawl be a blowin inta thaar Biggest Little City Septembarrr 8th. It’ll beginnin at 7:00 at Harrah’s Plaza with a costume contest fer ‘best pirate’ at 7:30. Tickets arrrr $10 and gits ye a wristband and map. Thar also be a ‘naughty pirate wench’ contest taking place around the witchin hour o midnight at a port yet ta be determined. So come down, git yerrr drink on and get shipfaced at the Pirate Crawl. Oh, and fer them bilge monkeys that know they be drinkin too much, get yerself a room from one of the sponsor hotels from thar Pirate Crawl Sponsors page, or a cab from Reno-Sparks Cab. Thar were 2,500 participants in last years Pirate Crawl, so be gettin yer duds at arrr sponsors shops befer they get pillaged, and yer stuck with just an eye patch. “RUM” sez I, “RUM!”